I live in the twilight zone

Supposition:

1)It's rained every single day this week. Every single day that it's rained, we've had worse winds and more inches of rain than what we experienced for two days total during a hurricane. Our parking lot at work has flooded twice. See the difference in the water level on the tires of the Jeep? Yeah. It gets deeper past the back of the Jeep.

2) Comcast cable service seems to go out every Friday. I do not know why. It started earlier this week, on Thursday instead. At least I get some throughput (300 bytes/sec, woo!) instead of the lights sitting there flashing and taunting me all night like normal. By the time I wake up, and the technician gets here tomorrow, it will all have magically fixed itself.

3) I'm awake at 3am.

4) There are 8-11 year old children playing outside. At 3am.

5) I met my neighbor coming home last night. She was drunk, and laughing about it. "Some of us work for a livin", she says as she points at me. "And some of us drink for one!" She goes inside laughing. It's her kid who's the ringleader of Supposition 4.

6) There's a pool of water in the bottom of my car (see supposition 1). If it doesn't stop raining- and it's not scheduled to for another 10 days- then I may put goldfish in there.

7) As I type this, my download speed has increased to a whopping 7.81k/sec. I will never, ever complain again.

8) I think the computer is aware of what I'm typing. It fell again.

9) Now I'm using Getright and I'm up to 40k/sec, and my cable modem almost doesn't drop every 12th ping.

And now I have to make another entry that's friends only because I need to kvetch.